Coffin Cupcake – The Dark Diva You Didn’t Know You Needed
🖤⚰️💋 COFFIN CUPCAKE aka C.C. — The Dark Diva You Didn’t Know You Needed 💋⚰️🖤
From the world of ROBLOX like you've never seen it — big, bad, and one-of-a-kind.
Everyone else? 🧸 Lil plushies. 👾 Mini Roblox figs.
But C.C.? She put the BLOX in Roblox.
⚰️ She’s Tall. She’s Terrifying. She’s Tastefully Twisted. ⚰️
Coffin Cupcake isn’t a toy — she’s a TOWER.
A dark art piece, designed to dominate walls and weak hearts.
Size Stats That Slay:
🪦 Head: 8" wide x 13" tall x 18.5" long
🪦 Body: 11" wide x 92" tall (yeah, babe — nearly 8ft of gothic glory), 39" at the top, snatched to 24.5" in the middle, and 25" at the base
🪦 Hair accessory adds height — total: 96 inches (better call your ceiling contractor, boo) 🏚️📏
💃 The Look:
C.C. isn’t just standing — she’s serving ⚡. With partial black wide fishnets crawling up her endless legs, and Gothic Punk boots that would make a demon cry: red soles, black & silver uppers, laced up like your last situationship, and finished with red-and-black bows locked down by sparkling diamonds 💎🖤💋.
Her boots don’t stomp — they glide, honey.
And don't forget: Coffin Cupcake is wall-mounted art — NOT a toy. Respect the throne 👑.
🖤 The Throne & Tomb 🖤
C.C. comes with her own open stand-up coffin — a custom creation from her twisted maker. It’s red and black (obviously), bears her initials C.C., and weighs in at a solid 20 lbs of “don’t mess with me” 💀.
📐 Coffin Stand Dimensions:
– 23" long x 39" tall x <1" wide
– Glides like a dream. Drops like a curse if not handled right.
– Ceiling clearance: 10 ft minimum or you’ll be brushing bangs with the underworld 🌌.
📦 Shipping Deets:
C.C. arrives in a 3-piece shipping box (that’s right — she needs multiple dimensions to hold all this energy).
💡 Unbox instructions are included. A ladder (6ft+) may be required to attach her deathly headband — if it’s not already on.
🧷 Handle with care, or the gothic gods will judge you.
🎀 The Aesthetic:
🔥 Coral-apple-red skin like a haunted flame
🖤 Hair: Black, Red & Metallic Silver — 27.5 inches of "don’t touch me unless you’re ready" vibes
👁️ Flawless spiderweb eyeliner + lashes longer than your list of regrets
💄 Pouty lips that slay harder than a full moon curse
✒️ Brows? Sharp enough to end a toxic friendship
👗 Gown Goals:
She’s wrapped in a CoCo Couture original Gothic gown — layered reds and blacks, sheer lace that says “I saw what you did,” and a 3D bow + heart-lace headband combo that screams:
✨ “I’m not evil. I’m evolved.” ✨
🎒 Accessories Worth Dying For:
👜 Gothic basket purse with coffin & cupcake icons
🕸️ Ribbons, lace, and straps that whisper secrets while you sleep
🏗️ Built Like a Legend:
• 37.5 lbs of soft stuffing – because evil can be cuddly
• 10 lbs industrial cardboard + 8.5 lbs of steel-nerve energy
• 110 lbs of heavyweight material – she's no lightweight, darling 🏋️♀️
• Sealed, pinned, and prepped like a punk-rock relic 🔩⚙️
🪑 Resting Witch Face Ready:
Mounted on a throne (9”H x 16”W x 11”L) trimmed in gothic lace. No setup. No screws. Just show-stopping from the box to the wall 💅.
📜 Not a Doll — A Legacy.
Every Coffin Cupcake comes with a Certificate of Authenticity — personalized to your name, unless you want her to haunt someone else 👻.
🚫 NO refunds
🚫 NO exchanges
🚫 NO returns
💸 $190,000.00 USD – Free Worldwide Shipping via UPS (because legends travel first class)
💻 Available ONLY at:
🌐 The Gallery of Wall Art For Sale
🖤⚰️💋 Coffin Cupcake: Because Darkness Deserves a Spotlight. 💋⚰️🖤
